Matt Dreyfuss, former captain of the wrestling team, first dude at Firestone to be into Kings of Leon and all-around baddass is back in Highland Square after his freshman year at Ohio University.
Dreyfuss, known to his friends simply as Dreyfuss, arrived with major fanfare early Thursday morning. He loudly announced his presence by doing donuts on high school best friend, Pat Burton’s front lawn on Casterton Avenue.
“Holy crap. Dreyfuss is back,” Burton said as he texted several other friends. “This is gonna be the best summer ever!”
Dreyfuss is best known for his classic Senior prank that he dubbed “Phallical Graffiti.” The 2009 prank involved spray painting five foot high symbols from Led Zeppelin’s fourth LP on the Firestone High School basketball court. The symbols were each slightly altered to resemble a penis or peni.
Dreyfuss declined to be interviewed for this article, sighting “shit that needs to get done.” However, those with knowledge of his college situation say his first year at OU was totally tits.
“Well, I know he made the wrestling team, got a killer fake ID, and shot a ‘Girls Gone Wild’ video, so yeah I’d say that’s a pretty good freshman year,” Burton said as Dreyfuss continued doing donuts on his mom’s front yard turning it into a giant mud pit. “Dreyfuss man! Fucking Dreyfuss!”
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