Pleas for help changing a ten dollar bill went unanswered in the Square Saturday afternoon, preventing local artist Dylan “Dive” Devon from making his first art sale. Devon was heard saying, “I’m a fucking iconoclast […] I don’t make change […] hey wait... that’s kind of ironic […] whoa”.
Devon at one point offered the prospective buyer a free guitar lesson in addition to the painting, but the sale went ectosplat when the prospective art patron decided an empty wall wasn’t nearly as tragic as running out of scabicide.
Questioned about his future Devon made a vow to always have “lots & lots of ones” on hand
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