May 29, 2010
Weekend Weather Report

Bloomfield Extension, 3:04

Mr. Dick Goddard, the Square Deal’s adjunct meteorologist assures us that this weekend will be “totally awesome” (weather-wise) until Monday, when: “shit’s gonna start suckin’”. He urges Square-ites to “get it done on Sunday, cuz Monday, the muthafuckin’ rapture’s comin’!” He then jammed a handful of woolly-bear caterpillars in his mouth and disappeared.

Enjoy your last cookouts!

MT 5/28/10